Cooker #39

It’s December at last! You know I don’t like to disappoint. So that can mean only one thing - time for a spot of teasing before my Christmas Cracker #Cooker 2019 appears!

Mrs Cheoff has plans to send me into the loft next weekend for the annual retrieval of baubles, tinsels and 100 year old snow babies who are still too young to understand why they are only set free for a few weeks.

I’ll then be tasked to desecrate the entire house and Mrs C. will rescue everything by magically converting my carnage into tasteful decoration. And when that is done I am minded to post the aforementioned seasonal offering which is 2019’s Christmas #Cooker in celebration of the transformation of ‘Poverty Hall’.

Until then, “Fear not!” No, no. Don’t be silly. It’s still me - angels from the realms of glory are way beyond my purchasing power. But keep fearing not as I bring the glad tidings of this 39th #Cooker - intended to fill the chasm of grief which will exist until the release of Festive Number Forty.

If anyone cheats by listening to last year’s Christmas Cooker please do so very quietly.